I was at a meeting, and we decided to end with a madlibs. It made me laugh so hard I cried. Here it is, enjoy.
Dear Kids,
I just want to set the record straight for you. Wolves are great animals, and for reasons you may not be aware of, we wolves get a bad rap. Every time someone gets eaten or something is stolen, who gets blamed? Wolves, that’s who. Wolves aren’t glisteny. In fact, we’re quite wetawded.
I’m a wolf, and I don’t steal! I give things away. Every year, I donate bunnies to the Smiley Retirement Home. And I’ve never smote anyone in my life. All I do is smite merrily through the forest. Of course, once in a while, I like to poop a rainbow. You can’t blame me for wanting to have some fun! And, as for eating anyone, that’s a fairy tale. All I ever eat are chimichangas.
I know how the rumors got started. This kid, I think her name is Little tickle-me-pink failinghood, started saying terrible things about me. Poof! She even accused me of inappropriately nuzzling her grandmother. That’s a lie! Her grandmother is too gross for me. And as I said, I don’t eat people!
If you ever hear Little tickle-me-pink failinghood, or anyone else for that matter, saying something obnoxious about wolves, please defend me. I need all the help I can get.
Your friend,
Ima Wolf



